love shayari in hindi for wife jeeja sali

~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

Jab Main Cigrette Pitin Hun to Mujhe Kuch Hota hai,
1st Puff me Main Apne Juten Utartin Hun
2nd Puff Me Main Apne Socks Utartin Hun
3rd Puff Me Main Apne Shirt Utartin Hun...
Doctor ne Kaha... ye lo Cigrette aur Practical me Bataon.



~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

Bahut Saal Pehle Apna Pyaar, Jawani, Maan-Baap,
Pehchan, Sukh-Dukh Tyagn Dene Wale ko "SAINT"
Kaha Jata Tha Per Ab "Husband" Kaha Jata Hai.



~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

Tum Apne Saadi Ki Salgirah Per Kahan Jana Pasand Karogi
Wife: Wohin Jahan Main Aaj Tak Kabhi Nahi Gai.
Husband: To Kitechen Kaisa Rahega.



~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

oota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 sardar bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.



~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda…!



~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

Jija: Sali Je,
apk Sheher Hi sb Se Famous Cheez konsi hai
Sali: Jiju,
Jo Thi Famous Wo Cheez To ap Lay Gay Yaha Se



~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se



~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

Saali: kya kar rahe ho?
Jija: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Saali: kitni maari?
Jija: 3 male or 2 female
Saali: Kaise?
Jija: 3 sharab ki bottle pe thi or do phone pe



~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

Saali ne Jija ke kamre pe notice likha:
Khidki par parde daal kar rakhiye.
Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai,
magar hamare ghar ke naukar nahi.



~Love Sms in Hindi For Wife Jeeja Sali~

Jija: Suno jara.
Saali: Chup jiju, Khate time baat nahi karte,
Khaane ke baad
Saali: Ab bolo
Jija: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, aur ban le Heroine!

 
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